Epizode9:''Run'''

Holly:What in the hell did you bring him back here for?
Antonia:He is under my control.Tell them,blond one.
Eric:I am yours.


Jessica:And this is just the worst day of my life.I wish I was dead.Except I am,and it doesn't even matter.
Nan:There have been times,I'll admit, when it's occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and becom a maker,but these last several hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.

Epizode'10:''Burning Down the House''

Jessica:I don't care what happens as long as I get to kill shit.

Epizode11:''Soul of Fire''


Jessica:I am so sick of silvering myself all day every day.I'm pissed of all the time.This is what PMS used to feel like.


Pam:Utterly.Can we blow up these Wiccan dipshits already?I got a mani-pedi at four.


Alcide:Debbie Pelt.
Debbie:Huh?
Alcide:I abjure you.
Debbie:Oh,no.Please don't.
Alcide:I see you no longer.
Debbie:No.
Alcide:I'll hunt with you no longer.
Debbie:Alcide...
Alcide:I'll share flesh with you,no longer.
Debbie:Baby?

Lafayette: "Oh shit! Marnie just puked the bitch out!"

Pam: "I’m so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina! And her unbelievably stupid name! Fuck Sookie!"
"I’ve been with Eric for over 100 years. I’ve watched him seduce supermodels and princesses and spit on their bones when he’s finished. How can someone named Sookie take him away from me?”

Epizode12:''And When I Die''


Alcide:People don't change.They just find new ways to lie.


Holly:Oh.I knew it was in here somewhere.
Sookie:You carry salt in your purse?
Holly:Yeah,and sage and a lock of my aunt Josie's hair.It's like a Wiccan first aid kit.Hey,any o'you two got a mirror?Thanks.
Sookie:You ever done anything like this before?
Holly:Goddess,no.Usually,I just...Light a candle and ask the spirits to make sure my boys don't up in jail or...Knock somebody up,but,but so far,that's worked out okay.So..

Episode 12: "And When I Die"


Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.
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Sookie: : I can't imagine a world without you in it. Both of you.
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Pam: I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. F**k Sookie!
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Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.
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Bill [to Eric]: I liked you better when you were brain damaged.
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Sookie: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.
Alcide: Try harder.
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Alcide: People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.
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Jesus: You can't trade magic like f**kin Pokeman cards.
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Arlene: Zombies are the new vampires, didn't you know that?
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Hoyt [to Jason]: Ain't nothing more important to you than your d**k. Not even your best friend.
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Tara: If heaven does exist, I'm pretty sure Adele Stackhouse would be elected president there.

Lafayette: “No, hooker, I can't sell all this s--t by tomorrow…”
Pam: “I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know, that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.”

NAJ!